Ett sådant mail ramlade in i min inbox idag från en av mina bästa vänner förra året. Tror someone's got a crush on me! :D haha killar är för roliga ibland

"Cheeky bitch, im fucking amazing i am! Well the thing is lee the only girl i could ever want a life with is you. I have never found anyone in this world who i have had so much fun, and im sorry that I was a dick to you. Swedey and Fatman the ultimate fucking duo. I remember work and all the time we spent together with a smile, this year though I was so rude to you and im truly sorry. I hope you accept my apology and we can still be cool with each other. I'm so sorry you left on bad terms with me, I just want to grow old on our rocking chairs slowly dying in the grips of dementia! Hehe, I love you Swede so very fucking much :D "