Jag gillar att umgås med med killar framför tjejer, men det finns gånger då jag önskar att de kunde vara lite mindre macho. som häromveckan nere på puben:

Adam: I tried to get hold of that film you were talking about chris but they were out of stock at Savers
Chris: what a bummer. can you believe it, 90 minutes of porn for a pound! what a bargain
Adam: yeah but you cant really see a proper hard on when it comes to brittish porn.
Chris: well you can easily get it off the internet
Adam: true. internet is the place to be

eller:

Gary told me he could get a blowjob from a prostitute in thailand for just 5 pound. it would be rude not to accept that offer!

Jag och mina tjejer såg pretty woman igår ihop med massa salt/vinäger chips, wagonwheels och sprite. kvalitetstid jag kommer sakna när skolan börjar igen